FINALLY.

Alright, listen up everyone! I am now officially an officer of the Discedo Police Department. The DPD? My name is Leon Orcot - Officer Leon Orcot. That means that I'll be helping keep this town in order! So if you ever got a problem or someone's bugging you, you can give me a call. Only if I'm on duty though. If it's not my shift, you're ( Read more... )

Alright, I can't take it anymore! Playing bodyguard for cute chicks is fine and all, but I'm going stir-crazy over here - and this freaky red ash is not helping. It's creeping me the fuck out. I need to get out and actually do something or I'm gonna lose it.

If there really is a police force in this dump, I wanna join! What do I have to do, take a ( Read more... )

[The communicator hits the ground and turns on to the sound of rumbling as another tremor shakes the city.] Woah! Shi-

[As the quake subsides, Leon steps over and picks up the fallen comm, grumbling under his breath.] -upid piece of shit city...the whole place'd fall apart if you looked at it funny- Huh? Oh, this thing turned on...

So uh...yo. To the ( Read more... )